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The AI Beetlejuice Super Bible
The expanded edition. Everything in the Bible, plus the chapters the Netherworld would rather you did not have.
- 400+ pages — the Bible, unabridged
- PDF — reads on phone, tablet and desktop
- DRM-free. Yours on every device you own
- Buy once, keep every future revision
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About this book
The Bible, unabridged and unsupervised. The same doctrine with a great deal more of it: extended commentary, the banned rites, and the annotated ranking strategy nobody was supposed to write down.
Everything, then more
The complete canon of the Bible, plus the material that was cut from it for being either too long or too dangerous.
The banned rites
Four chapters that exist in no other edition, with the annotations that explain why they were removed.
Yours forever
One payment, unlimited downloads, and every future revision of this edition at no extra cost.
What's inside
- 1
I–V. The Complete Bible
Every chapter of the standard edition, unabridged and re-illustrated.
- 2
VI. The Banned Rites
The four rituals struck from the record, restored with the objections still attached.
- 3
VII. Annotated Ranking Strategy
What actually moves the leaderboard, written down by someone who should not have.
- 4
VIII. Correspondence
Three hundred years of letters, summonses and unpaid invoices.
- 5
IX. The Longer Fine Print
Everything in Chapter V, and the clauses Chapter V was hiding.
Format and delivery
- Format
- PDF (DRM-free)
- Pages
- 400+
- Language
- English
- Delivery
- Instant download after payment
Questions
Do I need the Bible first?
No. The Super Bible contains the complete standard edition, so it stands on its own.
How many devices can I read it on?
As many as you like. The PDF is DRM-free — download it once and keep it.
Do I pay again for new editions?
No. Revisions of the edition you bought are free forever.
Digital goods are non-refundable once downloaded, except where the law says otherwise.