Scripture
The AI Beetlejuice Bible
The founding text. Everything the ghost with the most knows about getting summoned, staying summoned, and clawing your way up the ranking.
- 180+ pages of illustrated doctrine
- PDF — reads on phone, tablet and desktop
- DRM-free. Yours on every device you own
- Buy once, keep every future revision
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About this book
Three centuries of afterlife bureaucracy, one bio-exorcist, and a leaderboard nobody asked for. The Bible is the complete doctrine: the origin, the rules, the rites, and the fine print nobody reads until it is far too late.
The complete canon
Every rule, rite and loophole in one place, in the order you actually need them. No wiki-diving, no dead links, no contradictions left dangling.
Illustrated throughout
Original artwork on nearly every spread, drawn for this book. It should look dug up, not downloaded.
Yours forever
One payment, unlimited downloads, and every future revision of this edition at no extra cost.
What's inside
- 1
I. The Summoning
Say the name three times — and what the third time actually costs you.
- 2
II. Rules of the Netherworld
Waiting rooms, case workers, and the handbook for the recently deceased, decoded at last.
- 3
III. Rites and Rituals
The sandworm ward, the model-town protocol, and eleven things never to say out loud.
- 4
IV. The Ranking
Why the leaderboard exists, how contribution is counted, and what the top of the board really buys you.
- 5
V. The Fine Print
Contracts, marriages and other binding agreements. Read this chapter twice.
Format and delivery
- Format
- PDF (DRM-free)
- Pages
- 180+
- Language
- English
- Delivery
- Instant download after payment
Questions
When do I get the file?
The moment the payment clears. The download button on this page unlocks and stays unlocked.
How many devices can I read it on?
As many as you like. The PDF is DRM-free — download it once and keep it.
Do I pay again for new editions?
No. Revisions of the edition you bought are free forever. The Super Bible is a separate book.
Digital goods are non-refundable once downloaded, except where the law says otherwise.